Thursday, February 14, 2008

Valentine Goodies

Yes indeed, it is that day. That STUPID, STUPID, STUPID day. However, I figured that if you could have a Valentine's Greeting for us, I could too. Here goes!

Dear Hallmark,

I would like to thank you for making the 14th of February my most hated day of the year. In my own defense, I want to tell you that whether I am single (which I thankfully/currently am) or in a relationship, I hate this money-marketing event you shove in the faces of the masses. Valentine's Day has become one of two things. It is either a time when those who have no love interest get to feel miserable about themselves and their inability to find "the one", or it is a day when people scramble to outdo the gift they gave last year or that their friends are giving, etc. I find it sick and completely unromantic. Here's an idea, why aren't we all just nice to our loved ones EVERYDAY? Shouldn't we be celebrating love year round? Do we really have to have some pink and red and white chocolate covered teddy bear and red roses outdo the ex fest? I'm convinced we don't have to do that. However, if you wanted to win me over, you might consider having the following shipped to my house, priority.





















Sincerely,
Terpsichore

I knew the photo of Adam Duritz was coming. - Confusia

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy looking longingly at the man of my dreams. I couldn't concentrate.
-Terpsichore










Happy Birthday, Rob Thomas.
Reasons I love you: Bent, Hand Me Down, Downfall

Adrien Brody,
Confusia says,
"Yes, please."

Confusia's good advice for Valentine's Day.

What to watch:
1. Thelma and Louise...lest we forget.
2. Fahrenheit 9/11...because there's never a good day to let go of your bitterness over the past 8 years of political bullshit.

What to read:
1. Bartending for Dummies

What to eat:
1. Whatever doesn't eat you first.

What to wear:
1. Who cares?

Glad I could help.
Love, Confusia


1 comment:

Cary McNeal said...

Yes, be nice EVERY day. I like that. And I don't care much for VD.

Or Valentine's Day.