Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Why Did God Invent Children? (To give us something to laugh at?)

I just went to pick up my charming little In-House Suspension kids from lunch. I walked in while the Principal was giving the entire A lunch a rousing lecture. He said, "From now on, you may only wear white undershirts. No more colors. AT ALL. White only. No exceptions. No logos, no colors. White." He then asked if anyone had any questions about that. A girl raised her hand. He said, "Yes?"
She said, "Can we wear black ones?" So, can they?

"Garcon? A round of Jagermeister for me and my friends, please." - Confusia

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's so funny. Did it piss the principal off? In our school, red is for bloods, black/yellow for latin kings, and plain white tees are what the drug dealers wear. All are no-nos.

What do I care? I just teach.

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

Yes, the joy of teaching. At our school, we have blue for VCK, brown for Sureno 13, red is for something else...I'm not sure if it's the plain VC, or if it's the Bloods. A new one we've just been seeing is Green for the Treetop Bloods. How did I ever get to know this effing much about gangs??? I wear black. It stands for mourning. ha ha -Confusia