OK, SO I was signing into the blog earlier and I was reading that scroll that tells you the blogs that have been recently updated. You know what I'm talking about, right? Well, anyway, there was one called "1000 Places to See Before You Die". Well, I didn't read the blog, but I did love the title and the idea. So, I decided we should start a running list of things we MUST see before we die and everytime we add to it, the title would change? You follow me? So, I shall start the list. Oh, and we can colorcode them so we know who wrote what (although I'm certain some of them will be the same for both of us.)
Terpsichore =blue
Confusia = orange
(1) The Arc de Triomphe
(2) Beastie Boys in concert (DITTO!)
(3) Eight more stamps in my passport
(4) A glacier
(5) Adam Duritz's bed (in person...pictures do not count)
(6) The Musical Wicked
(7) Neuschwanstein Castle
(8) a woman in the White House (not necessarily Hillary. I was thinking more of myself.)
(9) A Luxury cabin on a cruise ship while I am a passenger, and it is mine...
(10) A really nice bank account with my name on it.
(11) Our published novel(s)
(12) A Christmas Story on the big screen
(13) A man that scores higher on my "Perfect Man Requirements" List than Confusia did.
(14) Alaska
(15) A pizza in Italy.
(16) The Swiss Alps (I wanted to live there when I was a kid, and save stranded people with my St. Bernard dog) (Yes, I was a strange child.)
(17) Sweden (Where my people come from...Deuces.)
(18) My &*%$)*^ letter to Hogwarts which hasn't %*^*^% come yet.
(19) Paul Rudd in person
(20) My students finished movies from the filmmaking class (because I'm beginning to doubt they'll EVER be done with them...)
(21) A cure for stupidity.
(22) A %*^#*% pizza place that delivers after midnight.
(23) A cigarette that is not only good for you, but helps you lose weight while gaining muscle tone. (24) A home Lipo kit. The butter knife, reverse air pump with the vacuum hose one I came up with doesn't count as I've never worked up the nerve to test it.
(25) Unfailing, no side-effect at all, comfortable, totally and easily reversible birth control that also stops monthly visits from Aunt Flo. While I realize that abstinence meets almost all of the criteria, it fails in two essential areas...A. It does not stop our monthly friend, and B. It is no freakin' fun at all.
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Things I wanna see before I die.
1. Tom Jones in concert.
2. Someone take an axe to Rosie O'Donnell.
3. Bigfoot.
4. A vagina. In person, I mean. Pics don't count.
Terps, I would have thought you'd prefer to see Adam Duritz' bedroom CEILING, FROM his bed. Otherwise, you're just looking at his bed, and we know that's not really what you want! ha ha - Confusia
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