Friday, February 8, 2008

Please consider the poll. I know I have.

For anyone who might stumble across this blog who doesn't work in Education...(You lucky dog!) I thought I might post some of my favorite infractions for 6th graders. Just as a little break from all our drama. Here we go:

1. Will not pull pants up. They are halfway down his backside. Would not hand his papers to me without pulling them away again. Told me he had to "take a whizz."

2. Making comments to a teacher in the hallway, "See what you've done?" and "I hate _______" Chewing gum, making a show of spitting in my trash can, Disruptive in the halls. Said, "Bye, Ms. Confusia. See you in Hell."

3. Walked into class and said, "The Vice Principal is fing***** herself." This caused an uproar. He continued to laugh about it, totally without remorse. When he was told to write a letter of apology, he said, "The VP's finger is stained." At that point, I sent him out.

4. Used paper that he borrowed from me to draw the SouthSide sign.

5. Threatening to set his gang on me and my children. Profanity. Threatening to leave school grounds. Threatening other student. Called me a slut and a whore in Spanish, and said, "Fu***** Gringos" in Spanish.

6. Threw paper at me in cafeteria. In In-House, said, "Shut the hell up." and "F*** you" in Spanish.

7. Called me a D***sucking, C***sucker, B**** Whore.

There was another one that I didn't write. It was written by another teacher...
It's pretty awesome.






8. Looked at a female classmate and simulated oral sex with his hand.

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I love my job.
And this is why I work at an all girls school!
-Terpsichore
Yeah, but it was actually a girl who called me a d***sucking, c***sucker b**** whore. Where's a bar of soap when you need one, eh?
But my girls have nobody to try to impress.
Well, my girls could kick your girls' asses! ha ha ha
Wait a minute! We're talking EAST SIDE, baby!
EastSide is a bunch of Puta's!

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