Okay, I'm not trying to turn this into a political blog or an "I heart Obama" blog, but I just found out something so incredibly and utterly brain dead that I am forced to put in my two cents.
There are people out there who genuinely have convinced themselves that Sen. Obama is the Anti-Christ.
I am floored. I am never speechless, but I have now come close to it.
If you believe this, please raise your right hand, and state, "I am an ASS CLOWN!" Sorry, Terps, I know this is your word, but nothing else fits.
I want to state, for the record, that I am not:
1. Atheist
2. Ignorant of the Bible
3. Black
4. African-American
5. Muslim
6. A Mason
7. Satanic
8. an Assclown
For the record, I am:
1. Christian. Yes, I know I just called you an Ass Clown. I asked myself what Jesus would do beforehand, and that's what I came up with.
2. White/Caucasian
3. Democrat
4. in possession of a Bible and its contents.
I would like to add that Sen. Obama had a chance just last night to eat my children (post entitled "Yes, I Did!") and did not do so. He did however, express concern for their safety, and asked people to stop pushing forward so as to keep my children from being crushed. Hardly the work of a Satanic Baby-Sacrificer.
Reasons Why Only an Assclown Would Think Obama is the Anti-Christ.
1. Senator Obama isn't named Damien which The Omen clearly states is going to be the Anti-Christ's name.
Okay, that one was just a joke. Here we go:
1. Just because someone has a message of hope doesn't make them evil. Jesus Himself brought a message of hope, or don't you remember that "Gospel" means "Good News"?
2. Alot of people liking someone doesn't make them evil. Even if it's Halle Berry offering to clean up trash for him. It just means that people are being inspired. Has it been so long that you've forgotten what a wonderful feeling that is?
3. If you honestly believe that's he's a Muslim Terrorist, nothing I say will convince you. You're just an idiot. Perhaps someday there will be a cure. In the meantime, go find a freakin' village.
I'm not slamming you for being a Christian. I'm slamming you for being dumb. No, you're not wiser than everyone else. No, you're not being persecuted. Drop the cross, someone needs the wood. YOU ARE JUST STUPID>That's it.
4. A message of unity...also not evil. In fact, the Christian faith itself could not have grown without people of different backgrounds, cultures, and beliefs working together. Or do only white, American, non-Jews(even the Messianic kind), non-Catholics, non-Mormons get to be Christian and talk about their Christian faith? Unity does not equal evil.
5. The last time I checked, taking care of the sick, the poor, the elderly, and ending the influence of big, powerful rich corrupt people were not on Satan's MySpace profile. Highly unlikely the anti-Christ would be all for these things. Yes, I know he's going to fool lots of people, he's going to talk about unity, he's going to rise to power swiftly. (btw, I wonder if Obama thinks his rise to power has been swift. Probably not, would be my guess.)
There are lots of other reasons why you're an assclown, but I don't have time to go into all of them. For those of the scarier ones who aren't just stupid, but violent and psychotic, too, who are talking about a Christian assassination of Senator Obama on their blogs...Both God the Father, and Jesus Christ spoke out against this. Thou shalt not kill. I pray for the safety of all the candidates. - Confusia
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Amen, sister. I heard that shit too. Ridikalous. People are stupid!
I'll proudly vote for Obama this November. McCain is just another fear-mongering old man Republican like the dipshit currently in office. His attacks on Obama smack of desperation (as do Hillary's) because McCain knows he'll be in trouble running against Obama.
Yeah, um, my name is Regan. I have endured many exorcist comments. No need to hate on the name Damien, lol.
On a serious note, as a middle-class parent and teacher, and a person with above-average intelligence, I will be voting for Obama, too. How could anyone not?
Yeah, and I am white, female, and Catholic. But I am a "fucking liberal," as my republican military uncle says.
What trips me out is that Republicans are going to vote for Obama in the Democratic Primaries because they think McCain can take him. They'd do better voting for Clinton in the Dem Primaries. They are SERIOUSLY underestimating Obama. Good. :)
BTW, Regan, I am also a "Fucking liberal, from a family of fucking liberals, raising fucking liberal children! ha ha
I do have an uncle who is almost a carbon copy of Bush. He's a tool. He'll probably go party with Bush in Crawford next Spring. Hopefully, they'll all go on a hunting expedition with Cheney.
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