Hell Hath No Fury

Dear Confusia,

I can't even begin to explain the rage I feel right now. Seriously! I know it's going to seem insane to you when I tell you why I'm so infuriated, but it wouldn't be the first time I have proven my neurosis on this blog, so here goes..

I had some guys (of course they were guys! OF COURSE THEY WERE STUPID, FUCKING GUYS!!!!!) that I know read snatchdotcom and the reviews they gave were as follows:

Douche Bag said, "Well, they are sort of funny. Nothing side hurting or anything, but funny." Really, JERK FACE???? Nothing side hurting? What if I punched you in the kidney? Would that be side hurting? I don't know if it would be side hurting, but I DO know it'd be fuckin' funny!

Assclown said, "taken one at a time they're funny but all together it gets a little boring. i mean, since i know the same person created each one, even though they are all amusing, i just wanted to say, "yeah, now what?" and there wasn't anything else to the site except more of the same...i don't think i'd keep going back for more."
Really, FUCKTARD? Since you KNOW the same person created each one...???? Really? Since you KNOW that? Guess what, Confusia. You and I are know the same person. I know this, because this TOOL KNOWS that the same person created each one.

Anyway, so back to the proof that I am crazy...I am so fucking angry at these two SCROTUM SCABS that I can't even see straight. Also, what they may have forgotten is that I know how to get access to pictures of each of them online...suffice to say that there just might be two new profiles on snatchdotcom very soon!!!

-Terps
You know, I think Regan is right. You did forget to include "douchebag" in the labels list.
Okay, I'm just going to be the voice of reason at this point because let's face it, it's rare that I get to be that. ha ha Not everyone has the same sense of humor, or indeed ANY sense of humor. These guys obviously don't share ours...oh well. I know I'm not going to lose any sleep over it...especially since I'm losing so much to the baby already. I haven't got any more sleep to lose. If I do, I'll just be awake 24/7, and no one wants to see that happen. Here's the deal...Since A. one of them asks, "Yeah, now what?" we need to give him an answer. and B. It's nothing side-hurting funny, anyway...We probably should go ahead and give them a profile. We can try our best to make it as funny as two humorless girls such as ourselves can manage. Perhaps then, they'll see just how hilarious it is. BUT! I think a better solution would just be to go egg their house. What do you say? -Confusia
P.S. Whoops. I forgot that we have a far more powerful weapon at our disposal. Maybe it's time for them to receive a visit from "DaThug."

Also, I want to add after looking at the site again for a second. It definitely is not "seen one, seen 'em all". I mean, each picture is so different! We've got everything from a mime, to a trekkie, to a guy naked from the waist down with his junk covered up by the seven foot long catfish he's squeezing! No two pictures are alike, which means no two profiles are alike. I'm a firm believer in to each his own, but I would have to say that these guys' comments are a little screwy.