Thursday, February 14, 2008

A Brief Chronology of Confusia's Various Celebrity Crushes Throughout the Years







Ricky Schroder : I am almost painfully embarrassed about this one. And no, Terpsichore, this was not last week.

Morten Harket: The guy in the middle of the trio. Lead singer of A-Ha. We were supposed to get married, but as usual, everything went wrong.

Robert Smith: Who else would a New Wave chick wanna get with? Sad teen angst fact...I once wrote a poem with the same title as his shade of lipstick.

The King Ad-Rock: Cause he knows where they gots the champaigne.

Christian Bale: The man was already an acting genius, but now he's also Batman.


Oh, I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting. But if I'm forgetting them, they must not have been very important to me, huh?

Enjoy. - Confusia


Just so you know, I will claw your eyeballs out if I have to. Robert Smith is mine.

But I prefer this picture:


-Terps

8 comments:

tracey said...

k - found you on listoftheday and felt compelled to comment for some reason...anyhoo - i love that you too love morten harket - he's still huge back home - is it sad that i know that? christian bale - good god he's naughty in a nice way isn't he? i was always a fan of nick beggs from kajagoogoo - he rocked that kilt back in the day.

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

Ah! Kindred spirit! Yes, I loved Morten Harket with all the love in my seventeen year old heart. And don't feel bad that you know he's big back home. I still check in on him from time to time (via the internet) He's aged very, very well, don't you think?
I need a better picture of Christian Bale up here. I sure do like him.
As for this Nick you speak of, I will do some research, and get back to you! Thank you for commenting! You're our first commenter, other than me, but I don't think I count...ha ha
- Confusia

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

Wow! You've made my Valentine's Day wish come true!
Thanks!

Cary McNeal said...

Sorry, but I don't think Robert Smith likes girls. I could be wrong. But I'm not.

Cary McNeal said...

Oh, and I am like 100x hotter than all those losers put together. I mean not even close.

That's not bragging, just me being honest. Honesty is the best policy, you know.

So I expect to make next year's list.

Thank you.

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

Really, Cary? Are you so narrow minded that you think just because a man wears more makeup than the cast of Cats he doesn't like girls?

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

More make-up than the cast of CATS...ha ha ha ha Funny, Terps.
As I'm forced by my twelve year old to see the video of that show just about every day, I can totally appreciate just how much make-up that is!

And Cary, the profile photo you sometimes use of leather guy with a mullet has already made my list. I just didn't want to share it with anyone else because I'm so possessive of it..It's mine! All mine! :)

Cary McNeal said...

Do you mean this one? That's me, baby, in all my glorious hotness. Of course you want me. Come get some.