Dear Terps, Dear Confusia,
It's not often that I express pleasure about my lips (something about that sounds REALLY dirty...), and this is a really silly post, but I have to tell you that my lipstick turned out so beautifully today. (Wow! I'm impressed you bother with lipstuck. I stopped wearing that shit years ago. These days, I just slap on some cheap lip balm [current flavor watermelon] and call it a day.) I caught sight of my lips in my rear view mirror in the car, and just thought, "Behold!" ha ha (It's always so nice when you get a reminder of the fact that you aren't an ugly, used-up old hag. At least I'd guess it is.)
On a side note, my ass is still big. (Speaking of big asses...I think I mentioned that I have given up processed food. With that has come some significant weight loss. However, all of those pounds have obviously come out of my already extraordinarily small peanut head and non-existent boobs, because my ass is still packing a powerful punch.)
I have a few kids with me in In-School Suspension today, and that's unfortunate. My days are so much easier when there are no kids with me...ha ha Friday is a work day, though, so that will be an easy one. (It's sad that we consider teacher work days as a mini-holiday, huh?)This year has been my easiest since I started doing ISS. That's a good thing. I suppose that means that next year I will have a plethora of little hellions.
My W-2 arrived yesterday so once I file my taxes, I should have some money to come to Austin. The problem will be finding someone who can keep the baby overnight. I don't think I can stay for a whole weekend, but one night should be doable. (Ok, so as we plan this, if the one night could be Saturday night, that would work best for me because then I won't have to take Friday night off. Since I'm taking February 13th off to go up to visit my mom, I don't think I could pull taking another Friday off this month or probably next. Also, do you think you'll be able to break free at some point the weekend I'm up there?) We'll have to make plans for a good one. I wouldn't mind going to that all night karaoke place again...the byoliquor spot...If we had a good group, that would be quite fun. We'll have to remind Frank to bring earplugs, what do you think? And to make it a double...ha ha (Oh and a barf bag and possibly rotten fruit. He might want to start cultivating that now. More later Hot Lips.)
Love, Confusia Love, Terps
Dear Terps,
I am so effing irritated today. Why do these little hoodlums persist in being such whiny freakin' brats? They come to In-School Suspension acting like it's a treat! Then when I give them work to do, they say, (in the whiniest voices imaginable) "That's alot of work." or "I don't have any paper." or "I don't really want to do that." or "blah, blah, blah..."
Oh, dear, have I made your day unhappy, Little Children? Do you have to sit in here, and do your super duper difficult schoolwork? Awww... That's truly fucking heartbreaking. Now sit down, and shut the fuck up.
Okay, I feel better now.
Love, Confusia.
PS They have fucked up my euphoria over having beautiful lips today, the little assholes.
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Well, Confusia, I hope that you constantly reminded the little imposauruses what a nice day it is outside (assuming that your weather is as nice as ours), and that they're missing out. Or do kids not play outside much these days?
I'd comment more, but I have to go dig out my Cone of Silence in preparation for your visit.
I'd liked to have reminded them that they're little jerks, and that's what they get when they behave like demons at school...ha ha
I hope you do find your Cone of Silence, but only so I can borrow it when I come back to work. ha ha
You know, Frank, I'd like to say you'll be pleasantly surprised when you actually meet us, but I can't. -Terps
As long as y'all have less facial hair than I do, we'll be ok. ;-)
Confusia, I'll set up appointments with our waxer.
Thanks, Terps.
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