Borrowing from List of the Day today...sort of.

Dear Terps,
I noticed that on List of the Day, Cary has made Christian Bale the asshole of the day. I'm going to run with that idea, only I have a different nominee.
At 2:30 in the morning, I got a call from the soon-to-be-ex Mr. Confusia. I'd been up several times with my son, who was throwing up most of the night. I'd had a meltdown with Confusia Jr. earlier in the evening, etc. It was already a bad night. So I'm up getting a bottle for the baby, completely exhausted, and RING. It's him. He tells me that he really does love me, but he has alot on his mind, and could really use some encouragement, etc. Now, as most of my worst problems at the moment are because of him, and he knows it, why is he calling ME for encouragement...at 2:30 in the morning??? My thoughts were to say, "GROW THE FUCK UP!"
Would you consider that encouraging? Basically, what he got instead was silence, and then a, "You know, it's the middle of the night, and it's already been a rough one. I'm really not in an encouraging mood right now. I'm pissed off. I'm tired. I'm worried, and yes, I also have alot on my mind...like trying to get some sleep."
He hung up shortly thereafter. AAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!
Love, Confusia
Dear Confusia,
What is that you think he intended for you to say? I mean what caused him to call you at 2:30? Did he think you were going to say, "You know what dear, let's forget everything that has ever happened between us and think of ways I make your life better,"? Wow. I need a drink just thinking about it. So what happens next?
We started semester 2 of sex ed today. I love the uncomfortable tension in the air. LOVE IT!
Love, Terps
P.S. You pissed that Bale was called an asshole?
Well, I didn't hear the recording, but it sound like it was a pretty good rant. If he was being an a-hole, he was being an a-hole. We all have our days, for sure.