Dear Confusia,
I have to agree with you that the drinking certainly helps. In fact, I will say (and probably do) things when I have been drinking that embarrass me when they come creeping back into my memory bank later. ARGH! But dance naked? I don't think so. Remember that I'm the girl who hopes she'll get to keep her shirt on (and maybe skirt if I'm lucky). Granted, just because I may have the "fucking hot stripper moves" (according to my one-woman lesbian fan club), some things are better dressed.
So I guess tomorrow I may or may not have some details for you. He really wants to come by tonight so I told him that would be fine. However, he doesn't leave work until 8:00 (damn baseball practice) and I'll likely chicken out WAY before that. In fact, through out today I have been trying to come up with good excuses as to why I have to postpone. Any suggestions? It doesn't help my situation that I'm usually headed to bed by 9:30 as I wake up pre-ass crack of dawn. Maybe needing to get some sleep can be my excuse???
How was your first day back in Hell?
Love ya,
Terps
You had to tell me about the 8 weeks until next break thing, didn't you? I counted the weeks up, and you're right, dammit! Today hasn't totally sucked, but it hasn't been a day at the beach drinking fruity cocktails, either.
Don't chicken out of this thing. I can't do scandalous shit anymore, so it's all on you. What are we going to do if we're BOTH boring?? Come on, Terps, do it...all the cool kids are...I bet you'll get to sit with the popular kids if you do it...
Really, I think you want to do it, but you're trying to talk yourself out of it. Live a little. The greatest part of life can be just digging into the buffet, you know? If you don't want to, that's one thing, but I think you do...
Also, why not dance naked? No one is going to see you. Yes, it feels weird initially, but if you keep at it long enough, I think it could really help you. I mean, I'm no Dr. Phil or anything, but...
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Seriously, I could dance naked if I was all alone. Go for it! Now, that stripper pole shit? No f-ing way...
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