That's What Liquor Is For...

Dear Terps,
I have a few ideas that might help alleviate your concerns.
A. Blindfold him. This will force his other senses to come alive! How exciting!
B. Turn off all the lights. Works the same as the blindfold. Now, the drawback with these is that, as we all have been told a million times, men are very visual. However, it seems to me that as long as they're getting some, they shouldn't ask too many questions like, "Why can't I see you?" :)
C. Drink alot, say, "Fuck it.", and then parade around in all your glory, and let him see all he wants. This would be my best suggestion.

Seriously, I know we've talked alot about how our body images should be reversed, as you have a good one, but think you don't, and I don't and think I'm a size 8. One thing I've learned is that men really aren't trying to look for flaws. They're not thrusting away thinking, "Ah man, I looked at her thighs. I told myself not to look at her thighs. I saw her cellulite. I think I'm gonna be sick." I really don't think they're thinking much at all. You just need to be confident. That's it. I would, this very evening, go home, turn off the lights in your bedroom, strip naked, turn up the music and dance. Dance naked. Bring out your inner stripper. Because honestly, who cares? Do you really think this guy doesn't know what you look like by now? You've been with him before. Clearly he wasn't grossed out or he wouldn't be coming back for more. Granted, I would be being dishonest if I didn't tell you that I have stopped being really enthused about having sex in our bathroom as it has alot of mirrors. I don't like looking up and seeing that my ass is the size of a small country, or that my belly has become quite Buddha-esque. It totally takes me out of the mood. But bring it on in the bedroom where there aren't any mirrors, and I can convince myself that I'm hot, and it's all good! Even at eight and nine months pregnant I would put on a miniskirt and heels with the goofy bunny ears, and shake my fanny. I KNOW for a fact that had I seen myself, I would have vomited. But HE liked it. That's the only person who has to like it, really, you know? So even if you think you look scary, he doesn't. Seriously, go home and dance naked. Very liberating. You'll see.

Regarding why younger men seem to like older women...I've got no idea, really, except there's less drama, and I think we're willing to be a little dirtier sometimes, maybe...or maybe that's just me..ha ha Who knows? Whatever the reason, I sure am thankful for it. Do you realize I have only been with one person who was older than me? What's up with that? Not only that, but it's like, they get progressively younger. For example, when I was 22, I was with a 19 yo., 23, with a 20 yo., 31 with a 23 yo, 35 with a 24 yo. More years between us each time...CRAZY! This means that, according to our math, when I'm 57, I will indeed be dating an embryo. Awesome.