Take Me Out to the Ballgame..wink, wink

Dear Terps,
I think you were absent from work yesterday. Is there a reason for that? And by reason, I mean one who plays baseball and is in his twenties??? :)
Love, Confusia

Dear Confusia,

Me absent? I wish. Trust me, I was here. I was here every long minute of the day. I may have had a little batting practice the night before, but I still got my ass up at 5:00, went to the gym, and then ended up here. In fact, I sent you an email on your regular email about the website I accidentally found: http://www.booksurge.com/. Did you not get that? Not only was I here yesterday, the two days before that, and today, but I will also be here tomorrow AND Saturday as we have New Student Orientation all day Saturday. I'm sure I'll be in fine form too, as I have to work both jobs tomorrow. YIPPEE!
As for my homerun Tuesday night (the baseball references are endless, aren't they???) I was telling Michelle that now I'm sort of in a weird spot because I'm one of those once I've had it, I don't need it again for awhile types. I'm not sure about that working for him though. Thank goodness I'm busy almost every minute of everyday.
How are things going for you? Is it just me or does this seem like the longest week ever?
Love ya,
Terps

No, it's not you. It's a long week, but really, it could feel longer. I did get the e-mail about Book Surge. I'm looking it over amidst all the other fun stuff I'm doing today.
Well, I'm glad you got to have a bit of fun. You work so hard all the time, it's about time you got to play ball, so to speak. As it happens, I also got up to bat this week. This may be the first time in our history that we've both done so in the same week. It makes me feel like we both just stole home, y'know?
So guess how many baby bunnies Mr. Confusia brought home from work with him Tuesday night. If you guessed four, you're correct. I mean, I know it was Easter last Sunday, but do we have to celebrate it like this??? Guess how many of them have escaped from their captivity causing us to search all over the house for them. If you guessed three, you're correct. Granted, we think it's the same one getting out over and over again, but little Houdini needs to be careful. Apparently, our large cat has escaped his notice, but he has NOT escaped hers. They are really cute, though. Especially when they're all snuggled down together in their Timothy Hay. I warned Mr. Confusia that in a few months, it could become problematic. Guess why?
HEY BATTER, BATTER, BATTER!!! SWING BATTER!
-Confusia
I would like to amend the number of times bunnies have escaped. The total is now 6. I needed this like I needed that stomach virus.-Confusia