Monday, April 27, 2009

Compulsive Eating and Confusia...When to Say Yes.

Dear Terps,
Do you think it's a bad thing that I've already eaten two Hershey bars today? Let me run it down for you...
1. Student put on house arrest for threatening to shoot a kid at school...Check.
2. Student sent to alternative school for theft...Check.
3. Students sent for being a total pain in the kisser...Check, and Check.
4. Students sent for gang tagging the bathroom...Check, and Check.
5. Student arrested for having weed on him in my classroom...Check.
6. Another student for theft...Check.
7. Another student for theft...Check.
8. Student who tagged another student...Check.

This all equals good times for me. I'm afraid if I turn my back, my cell will be stolen while another student tags my ass. On top of that, another (this is the third) desk in my room was broken this morning. I just got into an argument with a kid because I told him to throw away the wadded up yarn in his pocket, which, let's face it, he probably stole. Oh, God forbid he can't keep his tangled YARN!!! He had to give me massive attitude for that. The full eye roll, and the slam dunk into the trash can. I went out to change the marquee about an hour ago, and IT was tagged with gang shit. This day is effin' great. I have to go eat my third Hershey's now.
Love, Confusia
aka Queen Westside Shadow Killa...wurd.

2 comments:

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

Sorry I didn't get to responding to this earlier, but...
You had a kid that tagged another kid??? WTF???
I don't remember what Hershey's Bars taste like, but if you enjoyed, I say it was well-earned. Did they have almonds?
Have fun manning the bathroom today!
-Terps

Terpsichore, Confusia said...

Of course they had almonds!!! They're no good without almonds. this kid wrote her gang crap on another kid. Why is corporal punishment not allowed?
I will enjoy sitting outside a bathroom today like no one has ever enjoyed it before! Plus, the admin gave us all a huge bag full of candy, so that's my kind of day...sitting outside a bathroom snarfing a bunch of sugar. Rock on.