Dear Terps,
I thought I might be able to come up with something to write other than that children are the spawn of Satan, which is something that we both already know. However, now that I'm trying to come up with the great idea du jour, I'm finding myself stymied. Oh wait, how about we do a list of things we hate...pet peeves and what not...This might be a good way to vent. My list won't be in order.
Things I hate: by Confusia
1. Seafood
2. Stupid people
a. Bush
b. Right wing pundits, etc.
3. Paying bills. When the fuck do you get to stop paying bills? Never! You have to die first. So you finally get rid of bills, but to do it, you have to stop breathing...
4. Dumbass kids who act like shit.
5. Not being able to do everything I want. While this is probably good for me in some way, I still don't have to like it.
6. Not going home to find Adrien Brody, or any other equally favored celebrity crush naked in my bed.
7. Not being a size 6. I'd settle for a size 9...
8. Not being rich.
9. Heaters and Air conditioners that don't work properly or in their appropriate season.
10. Wool sweaters or turtlenecks.
11. Bristle brushes. these all need to be consigned to the depths of hell ASAP!
12. fingernail files. Same reason as bristle brushes. I HATE the way they sound.
13. Laundry. I hate doing laundry. It's never fucking done. It's like bills. You get to stop when you die, or when you join the nudist colony, maybe...
14. Children who are independently wealthy without ever having to work a gd day in their lives. This is not fair. This is so unfair that it should be illegal.
That's about it for right now. There are alot more, but these irritating little shits right now must be supervised every second or they'll be gnawing on the desks...
Why can't you just tell them to shut the fuck up??? Just once!!!
I thought I might be able to come up with something to write other than that children are the spawn of Satan, which is something that we both already know. However, now that I'm trying to come up with the great idea du jour, I'm finding myself stymied. Oh wait, how about we do a list of things we hate...pet peeves and what not...This might be a good way to vent. My list won't be in order.
Things I hate: by Confusia
1. Seafood
2. Stupid people
a. Bush
b. Right wing pundits, etc.
3. Paying bills. When the fuck do you get to stop paying bills? Never! You have to die first. So you finally get rid of bills, but to do it, you have to stop breathing...
4. Dumbass kids who act like shit.
5. Not being able to do everything I want. While this is probably good for me in some way, I still don't have to like it.
6. Not going home to find Adrien Brody, or any other equally favored celebrity crush naked in my bed.
7. Not being a size 6. I'd settle for a size 9...
8. Not being rich.
9. Heaters and Air conditioners that don't work properly or in their appropriate season.
10. Wool sweaters or turtlenecks.
11. Bristle brushes. these all need to be consigned to the depths of hell ASAP!
12. fingernail files. Same reason as bristle brushes. I HATE the way they sound.
13. Laundry. I hate doing laundry. It's never fucking done. It's like bills. You get to stop when you die, or when you join the nudist colony, maybe...
14. Children who are independently wealthy without ever having to work a gd day in their lives. This is not fair. This is so unfair that it should be illegal.
That's about it for right now. There are alot more, but these irritating little shits right now must be supervised every second or they'll be gnawing on the desks...
Why can't you just tell them to shut the fuck up??? Just once!!!
Dearest Confusia,
I would say that this could be it's own blog, not just a blog entry, but here goes some of mine:
1. Cold weather....HATE IT! I never complain about how hot it gets in summer EVER, because I have found that it takes a lot longer to warm up than to cool off.
2. This idiotic work schedule in which the powers that be think we can actually accomplish anything between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
3. Traffic
4. Waking up to the sound of an alarm clock.
5. Wasting time to come up with interesting lessons and then the only reward you receive is someone saying, "Why do we have to do this?"
6. Scheduling time for my classes to go to the computer lab to work on a project TWO MONTHS ago and having another teacher ask me, "So, do you really need to be in the lab on Thursday? Because it'd really help me out if you'd let me use your time."
7. Having groups of adults from other schools come in and out of my classroom to "observe and respond" all fucking morning long.
(Is it obvious I'm having a lousy day at work? At least I have a workshop tomorrow and I'm off campus!!!!!)
Love ya,
Terps
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