For us to start this up again? New school year, more blogging???
My Dear Terpsichore, I believe your'e absolutely right! I mean, what else are we going to do with our time while we're at work? Work? HA!
So, as you wrote to me in a separate e-mail earlier today, it's time for a Beastlie Girls Reunion Tour. Now, if I'm not mistaken, we have gone on the following tours:
The George W. Bush Sucks Tour 2000
It's Better With Cheddar Tour 2001 (or was this our album name?)
I propose that our first blog post this year should be:
Name the New Beastlie Girls Tour!
With that in mind, I present you with a few ideas. I have no doubt that you will respond with even more brilliant ideas! Here we go:
1. Beastlie Girls: Bigger, Better, Damper 2008
2. Beastlie Girls: The Moist Towellette Tour 2008
3. Beastlie Girls: What's Our Point? Tour 2008
4. Beastlie Girls: Just Shut Up and Buy Us A Drink Tour 2008
Anyhow, I'm going to come up with some better ones...Those are off the top of my head while I'm supervising kids. It's hard to think past, "Why couldn't I be on a beach somewhere with a Pina Colada instead?"
Much love, Confusia (aka The Queen Sex Rock)
My Fair Confusia,
Yes! I think that it is safe to say that the Beastlie Girls Reunion Tour is on like Donkey Kong. In fact, I'd like to suggest that as option 5.
5. Beastlie Girls: It's on Like Donkey Kong Tour 2008
Now, back to the good stuff. I'm sorry, I mean that crap that is my life. I am currently listening to a group of 11 year old girls try to write an adaptation of Hamlet. Really? I went to college for this? I'm sure good ol' Willy would be so proud... Oh, and I can't wait until the bell rings in 15 minutes so I can run to volleyball practice for two hours before I get to go to the hoity-toity fundraiser until 9:00 tonight. Yippee! Ok, let me throw out a few more tour titles before I log out.
6. Beastlie Girls: You'll Want to Make That a Double Tour 2008
7. Beastlie Girls: Does Anyone Have an Excedrin? Tour 2008
8. Beastlie Girls: Really? This Is My Life? Seriously? Tour 2008
Ok, I need to go pretend I care what the girls are doing.
Peace out!
Love ya,
Terps
Yes! I'm all about # 6 "You'll Want to Make That a Double Tour 2008"
Sweet! It's the perfect name! I'd say it describes the Beastlie Girl sound, and experience perfectly!
The Queen's in the house, what ya gonna do??? Go AWOLLLLLL!!!! ha ha ha
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SO glad you ladies are back! I know nothing of your sound, but any title that includes booze in any form sounds good to me. After meeting my new "island of misfit toys" class, plus one of the teachers I must coach, I have decided to develop a drinking habit (I hate to use the word "problem"). Does vodka have a smell? Can I drink it at work???
Ah, the age old question teachers everywhere must ask.
I have pondered whether Capt. Morgan in my 44 oz. styrofoam cup of Diet Coke would be detectable.
Ultimately, it comes down to the follow-up question,
"If I get fired, would that really be so bad?"
-Confusia
LOVE the follow-up question!
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