Sordid? Racy? I'm on it!

I shall add my comments in Field Day Green.- Confusia


Well, since you put it to me that way, here's the first email he sent me.
Promise me you'll have a field day with it, PLEASE!!!!

By the way...you asked for it! (And they only get worse from here...)

rob g. wrote:

Remember me?!? How many five foot tall tattoo guys does he think there are? how you been, had to write you...Rob, Rob, you sad, little man...That's MY job. I had a dream about you. That one day, little tattoo guys, and tall teacher girls will be able to join hands...I know, you're probably thinking " yeah right, you're just saying that cuz want in my pants" I have a real problem with "Cuz Want in my pants." Is it me, or does that just sound and look gross? well, I do but I really did have a cool dream and you were the main character. You were a spy for a small unheard of country Has he been hacking the CIA?!? This comment will self destruct in five seconds. that would soon be a world power should your mission succeed. Or has it already??? (Weird sci-fi music theme)I wasn't even in the dream. Nor is he in your life, so there's nothing new there. It's like I was an omniscient observer. I'd look your bathroom over tonight...check for bugs. He could be trying to tell you something. Weird, huh? How fucked up is that??? Is this a rhetorical question or does he want you to answer? I dare you. MY dream and we didn't even have sex! however I did get to watch you shower and dress. Again, look over your bathroom tonight. COME SEE ME!I still love you, robert