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Dear Confusia,
Do you ever have one of those days when you just hate yourself?
Love,
Terps

Dear Terps,
Why are you feeling badly? What's going on? I do have days when I want to get away from me, of course! Please let me know what's got you down.
Love, Confusia
PS Today I will love you enough for both of us. :)

Dear Confusia,
I know this just sounds so "Oh woe is me" and shit, but today I feel:
old
fat
boring
tired
and so on...
Somedays I just wake up and think, "Oh God, this is as good as my life is ever going to get," and that frightens the fuck out of me. Ugh!